I had written this long thing and then accidently punched my browser to a page I wanted to link to losing everything I had written... arrrrrgggggggghhhhhh! Third time trying to write about the same topic, this happens some time - it’s fated.

So in lieu of that:

Women in The News



Hey, everyone! Be sure to catch my new show from the Bedford Women’s Correctional Facility. Martha Stewart Living in Prison.



My husband cheated on me and all I got was this lousy Senate seat!
(By the way, what’s up with the sweater wrapped around your shoulders while you’re wearing a suit? What is that supposed to be, like a cape?)

Living History? Isn’t that what you call the stain on Monica’s dress?



Meanwhile, back in Jolly Ole England, the Queen asks, “Who farted?”